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Category Archives: election 2008

Cindy McCain Frightens Me More Then Her Husband Does


Laura Bush: Not a dick (George, take note)

Michelle Obama took a lot of flack for a comment she made about being proud of her country for the first time, a comment that was taken out of context and exploited by everyone from John McCain’s heiress wife to most of Fox News. The full quote:
“For the first time in my adult life, […]

It’s over…right?

Barry has been trying to shake off Hillary and pivot for quite a long time now, but she has managed to keep her teeth in his ankle and raise serious doubts about his potency.
-Maureen Dowd, today in the New York Times.

Clinton says she’s open to being Obama’s VP

WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton told colleagues Tuesday she would consider joining Barack Obama as his running mate, and advisers said she was withholding a formal departure from the race partly to use her remaining leverage to press for a spot on the ticket.
Read the full story.

AP: Obama Clinches Nomination

In honor of this, may I present “Young Hillary Clinton.”

Toast


A Partial 30 Minute Live Blog of Tonight’s Primaries

Okay, looks like I have to go. We’ll know soon enough who the winner is. Let’s just hope this thing ends tonight.
7:32 pm I’m amazed that David Gregory is a rising star. No disrespect to his reporting skills, but don’t you think that he looks a little like one of the Geico […]

Jon Stewart Reminds America That There is a Third Person Running For President…a…Republican?


Republican Candidate for Congress Speaks at Hitler’s Birthday Celebration

Proving once again that it is not an unknown occurrence for a Republican to embrace less than progressive social ideas, a Republican candidate for the House of Representatives from Indiana, Tony Zirkle, spoke at a 119th Birthday celebration for everyone’s favorite genocidal fascist dictator, Adolph Hitler. The celebration featured lovely flowered wallpaper and a […]

It’s time to move beyond race– unless you live in North Carolina

It’s heartwarming to know that southern Republicans aren’t all a bunch of racist…wait, what? Did you watch that? How is that appropriate? Even Old Man Flip Flop was offended.